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An open letter from a reader who says she is old enough to be Birdman's mother:
Dear Mr. Andersen:
I do not want to be mean, but I see issues here. I am sure Ms. Newman is VERY NICE. However, she has had a fair amount of work done (nose, anti-aging facial stuff). And mainly I am concerned that you will grow tired of her large breasts and want a different person later, also with large breasts. My advice to you is: Do not "buy" pretty girls. Rent them. You see what a stupid mess the golfer made of his career by getting while but still wanting to get the thing damp all the time? You are QUITE different, at age 30?
Chris, there is no reason on earth to get married. Nary a one. This lovely, kind woman is some day going to be staring you down with tears and snot running down her face and a solid ash baseball bat in her hands. And it will cost you half your NBA contract to clean up the mess.
Instead, why not be honest? Do what Tiger did. But do it single. Have the sex romps. Videotape them. Swing naked girls off each arm and catch them in your mouth. Sell them for all I care. There are women out there who'd put up with that for a crack at you. Better make sure your intended is one of them. Otherwise, cut and run.
Chris, I ask you. Do you have good judgement? Really? Or do you just play ball really, really well, because of incredible talent and hard work, and that's about it? That's enough. You do not have to have good judgement. But the people around you must have it.
If the people around you are not trying to get you to see daylight before you ruin your life...get new people.
Love,
Been there, Done that.
Ladies, comments please? Gents?
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