He shoots, he scores, he sprains his ankle

This season is a test of Andersen's recovery from drugs. He starts off on top of the world and hits like a lead ballon within weeks. His fans want him to open up a can of Whoop-Ass this year. We are getting stale Cheez-Whiz instead. I would take an expired Red Bull at this point, Birdman.

Chris Andersen, the Birdman, is handling the disappointing season with aplomb. It's some bad luck, I think, and maybe some nerves? Lotta pressure on the guy and his not even 30, is he?

He should set an example for youth, though, and sell that stupid truck. Then get a tattoo on the back his neck that says "mistakes were made."

CC